Ontario has impressed me beyond words with its beauty. As an Albertan that heard “The West Wants Out” too many times to name and even more people complain how people from Ontario think Canada ends around Winnipeg (or the Ontario border), I feel a bit like a traitor to the heritage of hate I inherited. Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of friends from Ontario that I met in college who did well to disabuse me of the notions I grew up hearing but it’s still hard to shake. In Calgary you’re raised to boo the Oilers and hate the east, specifically Ontario, more specifically Ottawa (federal government). All that to say I am happily fulfilling their license plate motto “Yours to Discover” by eating up every mile of scenery with wide-open eyes and a camera-shutter-happy finger.
I drove past a beautiful church in Upsala, Ontario around 1100 which looked rather out of place with its green lawn. The railroad track was appropriate but I felt like it looked too rustic for the scenery and ought to be surrounded by dirt and tumbleweeds and cacti in some Wild West outpost.
Well, howdy there! Rustic church near Upsala, ON
I’ve been enjoying Spotify, partially to fill the long silences on drive days and partially because when I see something random I’ll ask Siri to play a song that pops into my head. For example, I drove by Sunshine Creek so I just had to play “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina & The Waves. My brain is a special place to be and the links it makes between what I see and the songs I think of is super entertaining. LOL
While most of my stops for bathroom breaks are fairly successful, sometimes my luck runs out. For example, outside Nipigon I got stuck in construction zone after construction zone. While the line up for the use of the one available lane (both ways) went rather quickly, it still messed up my rest-stop timing. To my relief, I saw a sign for an alpaca farm nearby! I thought it would be nice to stretch my legs, browse the gift shop, and see some farm animals after using their facilities. A big fluffy dog greeted me from his enclosure which I thought was a positive sign. But alas, immediately I saw “No Public Washroom” signs! By then it was too late because my buddy had announced my arrival with his loud voice and the proprietor came to the screen door of the shop to hail me and bid me enter her fine establishment. Much to my chagrin, she was quite friendly and talkative, which normally I don’t mind on this trip, especially if it means I can use the facilities. I was too polite to ask her to make an exception to the “No Public Washroom” rule so I made my getaway as fast as I could. If this post ever makes its way to the neighbouring farm owners, I apologize for what desperate times called for and the resulting desperate measure I took.

I feel like they should have the “No Public Restroom” sign right here, to save the embarrassment of future generations!
Pretty property surrounded by trees.
Here is the traitor who announced me before I saw the tiny sign posted on his fence. Good thing he’s cute!
Nipigon turns out to have the smallest Canadian Tire in Canada which I had no need to stop at so do not have a photo to prove it is the smallest. We’ll just have to take their word for it.
I passed various places of interest such as Jackfish River (what is a jackfish?? According to google it is a northern pike) and Schreiber, the hometown of Domenic “Hollywood” Filane (a boxer).
Coming into Schreiber, hometown of “Hollywood” Filane
Around 2:43 pm it was finally warm enough to turn on my AC for the first time when it hit 24C. That was about 25 km before Rossport, ON. However, about 30 minutes before I arrived in Marathon, ON it turned foggy and chilled to 12C! When I stopped at May’s Gifts I was told by the owner that it is quite a common phenomenon. I just had to stop because it said it had Christmas decorations year-round!
Terrace Bay was warm!
I had to stop here, even though I had just had a rest stop at Terrace Bay.
Christmas decorations!
These bird feeders were made by the owner and I liked them but didn’t have room in the car for them. I also didn’t want to risk breaking it.
The fog descended just past May’s Gifts
Luckily the fog stopped just before Marathon so I could get some nice photos on Pebble Beach. Chris Wirz, a runner, is from Marathon (rather appropriate!). I also saw a “Gilbert Street” but pretty sure that wasn’t named after my friend.
Just had to get a pic of “Gilbert Street”!
Pebble Beach is a misnomer because those “pebbles” are anything but. I was thinking they’d be the size of Nerd candies or maybe more like what we have in Newfoundland. Nope! They’re bigger than my feet and piled high. One of the websites I looked at in my research recommended a walk along Pebble Beach. More like a stumble to the nearest place to sit! The view and atmosphere more than made up for it and I enjoyed my al fresco supper of Subway and a too-strong can of bubbly purchased from the local LCBO (I’ve discovered Ontario and Newfoundland have the provincial liquor store idea in common, something foreign to me as an Albertan. I won’t explain it, just google it… I don’t even fully understand it myself!).
The view from the top of the ridge. You have to walk down a steep path to access the beach.
Okay, they’re not ALL bigger than my feet but still not easy to walk on!
There were some really nice rocks that would have been tempting to “re-home” if my car wasn’t so full but there’s a sign requesting they be left for others to enjoy.
There’s fog in the distance there. I had so many nice photos to choose from. See my Facebook profile and albums for more.
Couldn’t resist the typical “write in the sand” shot!